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stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

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youthfolly:

following back 100%

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taggedrne:

mom: how r u doing in school??

me: image

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penetrates:

i just wanna do cute things with someone like drugs or each other

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I’m not like other teens. I’m 47

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silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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detainable:

When your parents ask for your phone password

image

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dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

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